[ Whatever. Jun huffs because he totally did not get enough rest to be dealing with this right now, though to be fair probably no amount of rest will ever be enough to deal with this guy. The least he can do now is fill his stomach and have a shot of caffeine, or five.
"Ah, Spitz-san and Tetsuko-san, welcome." It seems like in the short moment they went to put their stuff, the staff were briefed that 'Spitz' is this short bearded old man and 'Tetsuko' is his giant not-a-girl partner. Jun's too tired to retort the name now. "We've prepared your seats—" The new staff politely points to one corner of the room. "—we will bring your food in a second. In the mean time, would you like anything to drink?" ]
Oh, god, coffee, please. Black.
[ There's an obvious weariness in his voice as he says that, but he waits for Kuroo to answer the staff before he walks over to their seats. ]
[ They can't look any more different with how wide Kuroo's grinning ー he's in an awfully great mood, and that's not exactly something that anyone who knows him likes to hear. His eyes, just for a moment wander to the shorter man beside him, before returning back to the lady welcoming them. Well, he knows how to read a mood, and he doesn't really want to piss the other further (for now). Though to be very very honest, he can't deny he's sort of really curious what kind of unexpected reaction Jun will let out if he pushes him to the brim. ]
Make it two, please! Could you bring us some gum syrup and creamer with it?
[ The staff can't seem to contain her giggle looking at how contrasting the two seem from each other. She's probably wondering if 'Mr. Spitz' is being shy. "Of course. Please take a seat and we'll be serving you in a moment. Have a pleasant day!" There's an overly cheerful tone in her voice, somewhat patronising, with a hint of amusement. ...At least, that's what goes through Kuroo's mind at the moment. He catches up with Jun quick enough and settles on the seat across him. ]
Wow, gorgeous, isn't it? Jun-san ♡
[ After taking a look around them, he clasps his hands together in an exaggerated way, tilting his head slightly in attempt to impersonate what girls do to seem cute nowadays. Despite the action, he meant what he said ー he wouldn't eat a meal at a place like this unless it's a super duper extremely special occasion. It looks so high-class! And they're probably gonna dine here for the rest of their stay. Dude. That's low-key blowing his mind. ]
Okay, not really. It might be because he and his brain are very Tired that it took a while for him to process what just happened, and when it finally did— ]
'The fuck are you doing.
[ —is what he says with an annoyed face but also his cheeks flushing a little, as if he was the one who did something so embarrassing. Kuroo's antics, it seems, have attracted a few stares from around them, which only made Jun's face glow brighter. (It's funny because he doesn't notice these things if he's the one causing the stares?) ]
You're embarrassing both of us, dammit!!!
[ Despite everything, Jun has still grown over the years, because now he knows to turn down his volume when it's inappropriate to yell— well, most of the time, anyway. Thankfully it's one of those times as he lets out something more of a hiss, though still a few more people turn their heads to the couple.
Huffing, he quickly lands himself on the cushion of their seat, his face can only be read as 'where the fuck is my coffee'. ]
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"Ah, Spitz-san and Tetsuko-san, welcome." It seems like in the short moment they went to put their stuff, the staff were briefed that 'Spitz' is this short bearded old man and 'Tetsuko' is his giant not-a-girl partner. Jun's too tired to retort the name now. "We've prepared your seats—" The new staff politely points to one corner of the room. "—we will bring your food in a second. In the mean time, would you like anything to drink?" ]
Oh, god, coffee, please. Black.
[ There's an obvious weariness in his voice as he says that, but he waits for Kuroo to answer the staff before he walks over to their seats. ]
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Though to be very very honest, he can't deny he's sort of really curious what kind of unexpected reaction Jun will let out if he pushes him to the brim.]Make it two, please! Could you bring us some gum syrup and creamer with it?
[ The staff can't seem to contain her giggle looking at how contrasting the two seem from each other. She's probably wondering if 'Mr. Spitz' is being shy. "Of course. Please take a seat and we'll be serving you in a moment. Have a pleasant day!" There's an overly cheerful tone in her voice, somewhat patronising, with a hint of amusement. ...At least, that's what goes through Kuroo's mind at the moment. He catches up with Jun quick enough and settles on the seat across him. ]
Wow, gorgeous, isn't it? Jun-san ♡
[ After taking a look around them, he clasps his hands together in an exaggerated way, tilting his head slightly in attempt to impersonate what girls do to seem cute nowadays. Despite the action, he meant what he said ー he wouldn't eat a meal at a place like this unless it's a super duper extremely special occasion. It looks so high-class! And they're probably gonna dine here for the rest of their stay. Dude. That's low-key blowing his mind. ]
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Okay, not really. It might be because he and his brain are very Tired that it took a while for him to process what just happened, and when it finally did— ]
'The fuck are you doing.
[ —is what he says with an annoyed face but also his cheeks flushing a little, as if he was the one who did something so embarrassing. Kuroo's antics, it seems, have attracted a few stares from around them, which only made Jun's face glow brighter. (It's funny because he doesn't notice these things if he's the one causing the stares?) ]
You're embarrassing both of us, dammit!!!
[ Despite everything, Jun has still grown over the years, because now he knows to turn down his volume when it's inappropriate to yell— well, most of the time, anyway. Thankfully it's one of those times as he lets out something more of a hiss, though still a few more people turn their heads to the couple.
Huffing, he quickly lands himself on the cushion of their seat, his face can only be read as 'where the fuck is my coffee'. ]